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    January 05

    一前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

      昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:  
      前台小姐:“Hello.”
      老外:“Hi.”
      前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
      老外:“Can you speak english?”
      前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
      老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
      前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
      老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
      前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
      老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
      前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”

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    gang huwrote:
    哈哈,这老外要崩溃了。。。
    Nov. 2

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